An unmatched/mixed complete set of acrylic/resin dice that aren't very good at all.
Included: A full unmatched 7-piece set ("style" is different for each ugly die). (1) D20, (1) D12, (1) D00, (1) D10, (1) D8, (1) D6, (1) D4.
KINDS OF BAD DICE THAT ARE INCLUDED:
Ugly Dice, Unpolished, Poorly Inked, Dice We Couldnt Sell, Dice We Didnt Want To Try Selling, Cursed, Mauve Colored and/or all of the above.
The only thing we promise is that the dice will be shaped correctly, and be functional. No broken/dented/scarred dice.
PACKAGED IN: A small brown kraft bag with our logo on it and some kind of like idk... thumbs down... or the word disappointment. Just cross that out if you dont want your mark to know you dont like them. Spoiler though: They will know soon enough how you feel.
Q: Who is this meant for?
Joke gifts, enemies, people you want to give the subtle message to that you dont like them in only the way a puce colored dice will communicate, people who like brown-gray.
Q: What If I'm not disappointed?
I mean. Maybe a nice die snuck in? Look, we can't account for if you (or your recipient) have bad taste. I guess that'd be a win for you though? If you give it to an enemy and they like them then they are either acting or have confirmed to you that they have bad taste (and you can win by feeling smug in knowing that).
Q: I'm known to have terrible taste, will I like these?
The answer is probably still no. but maybe?
Q: Are they defective/damaged dice?
They will be functional dice. No damaged dice (ie cracked/dented/mis-shapen etc)... They certainly seem defective from a style/aesthetic point of view though.
Q: You said cursed...?
Yes. Just look at them.
Q: I was disappointed, what kind of review rating should I give this?
We fulfilled our end of the bargain. 5 Stars.
Q: I was not disappointed, what kind of review rating should I give this?
Pleasantly surprised then? Sounds like 5 Stars.